I have the strangest friends …
… and they say the strangest things.
Here is just one example from today:
“I’ll go and get the guinea pig out of the freezer”
This isn’t taken out of context and it does actually mean what it said.
I’ll be adding more as and when they occur.
Beer me!
“Cock, I’m human”
Last year we burned all the bodies on the site.
“My Pleasure! I’ve always wanted to dig up graves!”